Friday, July 4, 2008
maximum has a message
Hi everyone,Your friendly leader here with a friendly reminder. Wear sunscreen. Oh man, I'm acting like your mother. Okay, I am your mother. I don't care. I'm the mother bird. I am the flocking leader here people. And when I remind my darling dearest birdfriends to WEAR SUNSCREEN and they do not listen to me, guess what happens. THEY GET SUNBURN.Shock-ER.Okay. Forgive me, I'm a little fried. Fried enough to make that joke, apparently....I'm withering here. Argh. Must stop. Is it hot up here or is it just me? Eek! Puns keep. Coming. Taking. Over. Mouth.An aside, that would maybe be the worst evil enemy ever. Someone who spoke only in puns. Not only evil, but soooo obnoxious.Puntiforus Polonius: The Mealy Mouthed Mastermind. (That's a combo between pontificate, pun and Polonius for those of you dorks out there.)Well, I guess you know where we are now. Somewhere hot. Hot and sunny. Where we've been running from bad guys and flying too close to the sun, and getting sunburn. Ask me if I think Fang's getting an Icarus complex.But I have to say, despite the fact that everyone will be peeling in say, about three days, it's pretty nice here. We like the palm trees. Now if only we could rest, for example, under one in the shade. Where, incidentally, we could recover from our sunburn. Actually, pause. Correction, on the "we". Because I put suntan lotion on. And, because I put suntan lotion on Angel. The rest of them, well. Now our next mission is going to be nicking aloe vera from Walgreens or something. Just another glamorous day saving the world and treating SUNBURN, kids.Seriously...If I didn't love them all to pieces, I'd let them get their own backs with aloe vera gel.Yours,Max
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